Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Why do people ASK the BERT SHOW for advice?

So today a caller called in about her ex boyfriend living with his parents at 42 and his bitching about her working at a strip club as a waitress. Keep in mind they are already broken up. So the Bert Show spends 30 minutes with this nitwit on the phone giving her advice to just let the relationship go.

Did she really need their advice to figure this out?

And why did the Bert show keep her on for thirty minutes?

Honestly why in the world would you ask this group for relationship advice? Bert had problems for a year with his wife and ran his son face first into a tree. Jenn is getting divorced. Melissa is gay. And Jeff is just Jeff.

The Bert show is the last group of people I would ask for advice!

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

This is NOT an official BERT SHOW BLOG!

This is simply a site to discuss happenings on the show. In no way is it run by anyone associated with the show itself or Cummulus.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Melissa CARTER - POT meet KETTLE!

I had to laugh this morning.

The Bert Show had on a 28 year women who up until a couple years ago still sucked her mom's boob, obviously no milk still came out and she said she did it for comfort.

YES, this is very odd.

That said Melissa Carter was the most disgusted and put off of anyone of the show. Did I mention Melissa is gay? It's funny because how disgusted Melissa was is how disgusted most people are by gay sexuality and gay acts.

And don't comment most people don't feel that way. They do. Its backed up by the gay marriage referendum numbers which were rarely even close. In a day where 51% is a huge victory on a topic, states regularly shot down gay marriage at 75% plus.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Is Jen HOBBY fixing to get a divorce?

Is this the drama Jen keeps referring to?

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Fireman have GROUPIES?

Who knew? Apparantly fireman like rockstars have groupies that show up to the firehouses lookin for some love. One caller admitted to being a groupie and stopping at fire stations asking for directions and hoping to meet fire fighters.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Man offers to sign divorce papers for sex twice a week on the BERT SHOW!

So, the Bert show had on the lawyer they have on from time to time who specializes in divorce and one lady called in to say her husband would sign the papers if she gave him sex twice a week until the divorce was finalized.

Love it!

Of course she said no.

Apparantly though if you do have sex with a spouse during a divorce legally it can delay your divorce because it shows you are not truly seperated. So keep that in mind!!

Melissa CARTER first thing in the morning!

No offense to Melissa, i'm sure this is like three in the morning but she looks like something out of Lord of the Rings!